Socialism:  You have 2 cows and the government forces you give one to your neighbor.
 
Communism:  You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
 
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
 
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
 
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
 
Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.